frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

phanphanphan:

part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway

judgeable:

i’m probably the best at losing friends

deaneggsandsam:

adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”

me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

acidicmoons:

It’s really nice when people actually start the conversations first bc it makes me feel like they really do care about me

bespectacledbisexual:

i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment

because men are disappointing